We open with the playing of the Elevator Comics commercial.
Jerry and Jene describe how we’re now reduced to performing our elevator comic routine with tip jars in the corners of elevators since hotels have all dropped our contracts. But then to add to our misery, while rogue busking in a 5 star in NYC, we got heckled by a woman on one of our elevator rides.
While in Jerry’s old neighborhood, Kew Gardens, in Queens, we saw with our wives a commemorative plaque for Rodney Dangerfield, who also grew up there (a friend of Jerry’s). Why is there not one for Jerry?
Jene says clearly Jerry might have to pose for the mountain sculptors on the mountain daily as they chisel his face in Rushmore. , Since Maria’s a skilled rock climber, she will be on the rock face with Jerry to calm him with songs and bring him his lunches.
Jerry’s rant: Coast Guard, White Supremacy officer planned terrorist attack.
Musical guest: Palamara